Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.

You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers. In every moment of our existence, we are in that field of all possibilities where we have access to an infinity of choices.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

Hope is the dream of a waking man.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.